no but really how do i shorten a speech by FIVE MINUTES

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shavingryansprivates:

grandma you don’t look so good

sherlock-youignorantslut replied to your post: my speech is nine minutes it’s supposed to be…
talk fast

dususjsiqo i can’t because i stumble over words and you get points deducted for speaking too fast

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vvolare:

literally me when im trying to attract boys when i go out

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agoodwomanis:

thedismembermentflan:

A WIZARD……. OF ROCK

Is that a graduation gown?

no it’s a wizard’s robe

my speech is nine minutes
it’s supposed to be five